Notes from the Nemenator


tractor pull
November 26, 2007, 2:01 pm
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Between stories and editing I’ve kept on painting, this week was a handful (mouthful?) of John Deere tractors.

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These pictures stood the test of Nebraska: my mother, my publisher, and two of my publisher’s sisters are from the Cornhusker state, and when they saw the paintings at my reading/open house, the reaction was along the lines of “what is THAT doing THERE?” While tractors get dirty, they are far from lewd, but people see what they want. It’s a bit ludicrous that as soon as something goes in your mouth it becomes obscene, especially considering that these paintings are exploring visual representations of speech and what comes out of your mouth more than vulgarity. In any case, seeing people’s reactions to the mouths, both good and bad, has been great. In addition to a couple sales, the work landed me a ride on a real tractor.

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flagerland
November 26, 2007, 4:04 am
Filed under: art appreciation 101

St Augustine may have been around for a while—try 1535—but it got a new life in 1888 when Henry Morrison Flagler decided to build the Ponce de Leon hotel there. Two young architects (combined age=25) from McKim, Mead, and White came down to build the Moorish-Beaux Arts mashup of a building. The opulent wintering hotel is now home to Flager College. A few choice pics follow.

The original dining room is still the dining room, but more cafeteria than gourmet these days. Those windows are by Louis Comfort Tiffany.

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more Tiffany windows, and murals by George Maynard.

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The largest piece of onyx in America:

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By the way, the young architects did pretty alright after the Ponce. As Carrere & Hastings, the pair brought us the New York Public Library.



antiques and acrobats
November 23, 2007, 10:13 pm
Filed under: getting out of the house

the past week’s been a busy one, hosting a couple hundred folks at the kerouac house—about fifty for my farewell reading, a couple hundred for the college park home tour, and for a more extended stay, my mom. despite the house guests, i managed to get out of the house a bit. mom, dan, and i went to mount dora. we missed the antique mall, but managed to find lots of chochkeys. such as my favorite stone dog wearing a bandana:

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the three of us went to st. augustine, which was much better. flagler college calls an opulent old hotel home (pics in a soon-to-come architcture post), and there’s a very old fort.

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not to mention that st. aug is the oldest continually occupied city in the us. here’s the oldest house. at one point it was the “oldest house in the country,” then they had to knock it down to “oldest house in st. augustine,” when that was challenged, it was down to just the “oldest house.” they get points for playing it safe.

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they have a state park on the beach of anastasia island. florida state parks make me love this state. did i mention it was still 80° outside?

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back in college park, we went to downtown disney to see cirque du soleil. which was great. especially because it was free, thanks to a very kind french-canadian guitarist named yves. after that is was thanksgiving. we had to improvise on preparing the pie crusts, let’s just say it involved a budweiser and the dining room table. happy holidays, folks.



Farewell reading tonight at the Kerouac House!
November 17, 2007, 9:47 pm
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I will be reading at 8 pm tonight at my current residence, the historic blue house on the corner of Shady Lane and Clouser. $5 suggested donation will get you a raffle ticket, a chance to meet my mom, a couple stories, and a glass of wine. Copies of Scrub will be available for sale.

In a touching mother-daughter moment, mom and I made tollhouse cookies this afternoon for the night’s event. It finally hit me that this is, as advertised, the farewell reading, and that I’ll be leaving my charmed florida existence in a week and a half for the great, cold, unknown of Brooklyn. It made me think of boyzIImen.

To anyone reading this near Orlando, hope to see you tonight. Kisses.



I am reading tonight. in public
November 14, 2007, 1:18 pm
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come by infusion tea (1600 edgewater) around 7 to see the farewell (for now) installment soft exposure, joe pasquale’s biweekly reading series. i’m one of three featured readers, then there’s an open mike.

i’ll be reading from the book. that’s right, it’s here.



sarasoted
November 11, 2007, 8:57 pm
Filed under: art appreciation 101

Yesterday we learned all about the modern architecture on Florida’s west coast. Actually, the four of us mostly just looked at some of Sarasota’s mid-century highlights from the interior of a very compact Mercedes Benz, but there’s a bunch of knowledge on the interweb, and I’ll try to link the pics up accordingly.

We followed the advice of Jessica, who wrote about some of the town’s highlights for the Orlando Weekly a little ways back. First stop was Lido Shores, which boasted two beauts. The Hiss Studio:

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And the Rudolph Umbrella House, sans umbrella.

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Once I claimed the navigator seat proper (directing from the back middle wasn’t going so well), we went back to the mainland for the Paul Rudolph addition to Sarasota High School. Rudolph, who has since made a national name for himself, did much of his early work in Sarasota. This work, from 1958, was slated to be torn down, but hope is brewing.

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Just across Bahia Vista is the Victor Lundy Church complex. There were three buildings of with these same parabolic roofs: two with glass walls like this, and one made of some serious ce-ment.

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Then, back to the peninsula for the best part: Paul Rudolph and Ralph Twitchell’s Revere House on Siesta Key. Instead of adding onto the building (which was a wee pip of a glass thing), the architect Guy Peterson built the gorgeous addition next to it. Also skinny, but placed almost perpendicular, so the two really engaged in an exciting way. The low part to the right of the red wall is the Rudolph original:

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it’s see thru!

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a bedroom window

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Here are the glamor shots of the new building:

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To top it all off, there was public art along Tatami Trail. Here’s Frances in the middle of an assemblage by Dustin Shuler.

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A giant tooth with plastic people.

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We came back the park off Tatami to check out the sunset.

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staying in
November 11, 2007, 4:14 am
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after the long weekend in miami i came back to o-town with an invisble boot stuck to the back off my skirt. indeed, seeing ny kids was the kick in the pants i needed to get the most out of these last few weeks in florida. so this week, i wrote a story about the pacific, edited one about florida, and made dinner for eight. essay club was celebrating the natal days of cicely and teresa, summer and steven’s anniversary, and a little bit of early thanksgiving. birthday, holiday, and anniversary couldn’t easily fit atop a 9″er, so i came up with:

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and in case you were wondering, here’s the first bit of one of those new stories:

Blue Springs
by emily nemens

Once I’m parked, I pull the keys outta the transmission, and lean across to the glove compartment. I unlock it, put my wallet inside, lock it back up once I’ve looked to see my rings are still there. Good. In addition to the jewelry and my billfold, I keep my gloves locked up in the glove compartment. Right spot for ‘em, I figure, and I don’t need gloves much down here. I reckon I’ll be turning north later this week, go visit my cousin Edith in New Jersey. When I called from the payphone in Apopka, Henry-boy, her brother, told me that Edy’s gotten married and has a little one. Nobody told me so. Then again, maybe they did send a note to the old address. They could’ve even called, because if Milt answered, I sure as heck wouldn’t get the message. Whatever the case, I’m thinkin’ that Edy’s would probably be a better place to stay than Henry-boy’s house in Carolina, given how it sure sounds cramped up with all those kids of his and his wife’s family and all. I wonder how Milt’s doing in that empty house.
A car of young things pulls in next to me and parks. I smile out my open window. Mornin’.
Mornin’, ma’am the passenger replies. He gets out of the car, so does another boy, the driver, and then a girl gets out the back. They nod to me, one, two, three. The tall boy, he’s glancing into my back seat. The girl, too. They look forward fast, try to pretend they’re not staring.
Y’all going to the springs?
Yes’m. The boy closest to me is tall, and quite handsome. He takes off his shirt and leans back into the cab. The girl’s watching his every move, watching the muscles pull across his back. I know that look, the one she’s giving him.
I sure do hope they are pretty, I say to his rear.
The tall boy emerges with a pair of big goggles dangling around his arm. Oh, they are.
Haven’t been in, gosh, twenty years.
The tall boy rolls up his window and closes the car door. He turns to me. Well, I’m sure they were pretty then and they sure are pretty now. He smiles a nice smile. Bet he knows it, him going around grinning like that.
The three go round back and open up the trunk. I watch from my sideview mirror. The driver pulls out two pairs of flippers and drops them on the pavement, four thwacks in a row. The girl bends over, must be trying them on. Guess neither pair fits, because she comes back into view with a little pout on and her arms cross her chest. The tall boy puts a hand on her should and says something; she goes to the far side of the car and takes off her shirt and shorts. She’s wearing a pink bikini. The driver tosses his shirt in the cab and locks his car and fiddles with something in the back—bet he’s putting the keys by the gas cap, that’s what we always did out in Daytona—then the three of them head towards the water, a pair of fins tucked under each fella’s arm.
I lean out the window to call after them. You think it’s gonna rain?
The tall boy looks up and shrugs. Maybe. Hard to say.
I look to the sky. I hope it pours.



miami’s latent art
November 9, 2007, 2:51 pm
Filed under: art appreciation 101

t-minus four weeks for art basel, one of miami’s—and the art world’s—main events. i went south for a rendezvous with friends, and we deliberately opted for beaches over museums (the little guy on my right shoulder’s PO’ed). but even without the benefit of the city’s art museums, we saw a bit of the city’s latent art. which is to say, Mr. Britto.

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just down the road from britto HQ, we happened upon miami beach’s sleepless night, an all-night event sponsored by the city’s cultural arts council. i saw, and liked, this piece by mitch markel.

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we tried, rather unsuccessfully to see some of the area’s other venues. once we’d tracked down a map (harder than it sounded), my companions had lost some of the spirit of said adventure. we knew italians were doing a performance piece with mattresses on ocean drive at 4 am, but we lost steam well earlier than even the old 4. and while they meant well for the 13 hour thing, some people have a real hard time keeping the whole spring forward/fall back straight in an hour-by-hour schematic program guide.

A bright light on the strip was the art center/ south florida . they’ve got subsidized studios for 3-6 month residency, a nice room open to curatorial proposals, and art classes. some of the art seemed a bit tempered to the clientele (the two front studios featured gummi bears and martinis), but no bother. check it.

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sunday was vizcaya day. the estate, right on the water, south of the downtown, was built in the teens in the sytle of a certain italian renaissance four centuries prior. the place was lovely. we learned a lot about porcelain and saw the chairs where reagan and the pope had a nice convo. also, i enjoyed the (elder) calder featured on the sea barrier.

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triumph
November 8, 2007, 12:39 am
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brace yourself: i am going to be on tv tomorrow. WMFE orlando, the arts connection. for all you folks that won’t be watching it relayed on brightstar channel 2, at 8 pm (again on sunday at 2), good thing it’ll be archived on the web. can’t speak to its quality, i might remove the link if my hair’s mucked up. word is it takes a few days to post. patience.

[UPDATE: it's up on the web, around minute 15 on the program. my hair looks alright.]

in other triumphant news, the space shuttle is safely back on the ground in florida. huzzah.



readings! readings next week!
November 7, 2007, 5:10 am
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save the dates:

wednesday, nov 14, 6:30 p
featured writer at the farewell round of soft exposure
infusion tea, 1600 edgewater in orlando
i’ll be reading around 7:30

saturday, nov 17, 8 p
farewell reading at the kerouac house
1418 clouser street (at corner of shady lane)
reception/party to follow.

although i’ll be in FL until nov 28, we wanted to get these in before the holiday. i’ll make sure to read different things at the two readings, so i hope you can make it to one or both.

shady lane will be there with copies of scrub for sale, hot off the presses! you’ll be able to order it online through  shady lane’s site and amazon, but i hope you buy it straight from us in orlando, or from me in new york—nyc book party details to come. thanks in advanced for the support!